Revealed and dispelled by the Johnson as was revealed to them
by the great Johnson and the Great Third Leg of the Universe.
everything “they” have told you. Realize
what things you know that you have told yourself.
Find out how you have pieced together information and produced an
original thought that you have created and put into existence.
We have all been force feed
mind-numbing propaganda both consciously and subconsciously. “ They” try to
control your experiences through laws, standards, and social acceptability.
“They” have created boogey monsters and have praised the wicked
before our very eyes. “They”
tell us to believe or die. “They”
support the team mentality and make every attempt to crush the spirit of the
A Johnson does not believe in the
myths that “they” have created. A
Johnson creates its own myths and lives in fear and adoration of those. The
Johnson will not be fooled. The
Johnson is not a follower, but a leader of itself.
The Johnson must be deprogrammed
and brought through the rigorous exercises of unlearning.
Myths that alter the thought patterns and conclusions of a creature
should be dispelled at all cost. The
Johnson mind must be clear of impurities. Before one can enter the mind-state of
the Johnson, one must forget all that they think they know and start anew.
is a large monster with big horns and red skin. The Devil lives in a place under
the Earth called Hell. If you piss God off he will make you go to Hell when you
die. When you get to Hell the Devil will eternally torture your soul for God.
According to the Christian, Jew and Muslim “holy” books it is very easy to
piss God off. You can believe and live by this myth of the big three cults or
you can live a much easier life as a Johnson.
The Good Cop
cop protects people from vile criminals. The
good cop wants to make the community it lives in a safer place to be.
The good cop doesn’t want to give you trouble; it is just doing its
job. The good cop is a myth propagated by “them”.
The good cop
could not exist, and the Johnson knows this through its disbelief of myths.
The Johnson knows that all of the king’s men are enforcing laws that
“they” have put upon us. We do not follow the laws of Jonesism. We will not bow down to “them”.
cop that “they” speak of is good only to “them”.
All cops are bad cops and all cops are working to put an end to our
existence. Their goal is to stamp
out the Johnson and leave the world a barren desert of mediocrity and
subordination. The righteous shall
not suffer a cop to live.
Government, by its
very nature and reason for existence, is fair to nothing and no one but itself.
Government was a creation of the Jones long ago in the early days of strife.
Government was invented as a weapon to use against us. The “laws” it creates
are to be enforced on us and not them. The gun of government is always pointed
at your head, or that’s what they would have you believe. The well studied
Johnson knows who and what it is dealing with when it comes into contact with
its would be oppressor. The Johnson will hide themselves amidst the masses of
Jones and engulf themselves in a cloak of anonymity until the time is right for
the Johnson to make itself know, for “them” it will be too late.
The idea that
democracy is somehow beneficial to any Johnson is ludicrous. Democracy is a
philosophy that espouses majority rule, a team mentality and conformity for
survival. Many have been taught by the Jones to believe that if a majority of
people agree then whatever they are agreeing on must be correct. Logic, common
sense and the slightest understanding and appreciation for individuality prove
this to be incorrect. For example, when nine people are stoning one man to death
then it is assured that democracy is failing for at least one of ten people in
the aforementioned situation and can you guess which one of them was a Johnson.
We are the victims of this sick idea of society. Democracy is always bad for
someone, usually us..
There is no such
thing as a free lunch at the Jones’s grocery store.
Tipping Strippers Gets
Save your money. The
stripper is not taking her clothes off for you because it expects you to do the
same. A stripper is like someone that can bare-handedly clean a toilet while
smiling and appearing to enjoy it.
A Fair Trial
A fair trial of your peers will
never happen in the courts of the Jones. Being a Johnson, only one point two
jurors on your jury would be your true peers. The Justice that the Jones refers
to is what we call persecution.
Myths that they teach you
need to be known as myths. When people base beliefs on stories of fear and false
trust it leads to the worst kind of destruction. The destruction of the Johnson
and the limpening of the third leg is what belief in myths will cause. The third
leg must remain strong, for the tripod will always stand firm.
The Johnson is not a mere Tool.
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